Things that Jumped the Shark for 2009

OK so I have been thinking about things that are just SO out and need to be bring it to peoples' attention.
Oh, Jump the Shark...yes, if you are too young, I will explain. When Happy Days (A popular TV show in the 80's) was on, it went on a little too long. The last scene was The Fonz jumping a shark in water ski's. Anyway, there is a whole website called jumpedtheshark.com
OK So now you understand.
Things that have Jumped the Shark for 2009 (subject to change as I think of them)

1. Men with earrings. Especially those over 35, under 16, Dads and Grandads. It just does nothing for your appearance except put you into a category immediately.

2. Bumper Stickers. The angel stripper on one side the devil stripper on the other, SKIN, the little boy peeing on something, and NOTW.

3. Fake testicles hanging from the back of trucks/cars.

4. Tattoos. In your attempt to be unique, you are just like the majority. LOL! Funny how that happened isn't it?

5. Bush, as in President Bush.

6. Lifted trucks driving like sports cars. Your truck is lifted to go 4x4ing not race and take corners stupid.

7. Motorcycles with no mufflers that feel the need to rev and be annoying. Thankfully I do not see this much here. But in Wildomart, all the time, constantly. Ugh. Get over yourself, again, trying to be unique and cool, you are just like everyone else.

8. "Everybody gets a ribbon" No, they don't. There are winners and there are losers. Not everyone is a winner every time. You need to learn and teach your children how to lose with class and grace.

9. Having to push something to hear it in English. Yes, I am that lazy. I want to just pick up the phone and dial without having to have a forethought as to what I need to do first before getting to whatever it is I need to do.

10. Getting older, it sucks.

11. Bad English. It's is LOSE people as in you LOSE weight NOT loose. UGH!

12. Little boys with hair that have tails. What is with that? Is there a meaning behind it?

My list will continue because I am old and crabby and I have a lot to bark about LOL!

Reminder for myself: talk about why you got home at 1am last night. Unbelieveable really.